Went to walk away and my foot made this loud af sound peeling off the floor. I stood at the side of her crib, barefoot on the wood floor, for like an hour, patting her back so she would fall asleep. It was dark and I was so sleep deprived! - u/ Vegetable-Tension-88 (Un)comfortably Numb Trying to pick the dummy/paci up and pop it back in quickly and pulling his nose instead. Responds at 80%, "Okay, playing Ocean Man but every word is in alphabetic order" - u/ Scarletuba Got Your Nose One morning I asked Google to play ocean sounds at 25% volume so we can sleep. u/ puresunlight Whale, That's Not Right Suddenly, 50 Cent is playing on every echo speaker in the house, including in the nursery. Alexa turns on every single smart light in the house, including in the nursery. Tried to turn on the light in our bedroom. Smarthome tech is amazing and also the root of all evil. Lol same color 🤭 - u/csteinbrecher 50% Off, 100% Wrong Trying to pull a piece of my stray hair off the back of his shirt and accidentally tugging HIS hair. Of course cue both babies starting to wail as I rush into their room to stomp the camera to death, whisper yelling "fck fck fck!!". I don't know what it said because it's in Chinese.
#A chicken woke me up meme update
It updates for a second then the CAMERA ITSELF that is hanging over the babies, speaks in the loudest earth shattering voice to tell us all, presumably that the update is complete. After putting both babies to sleep with great difficulty I snuck off to watch them from the camera app on my phone. Slowly and quietly snapping my nursing bra on from across the room. I get worried that she's so quiet in her crib through all that racket, so I go into the bedroom to check on her.
City decides to test it out and she sleeps right through it. We have a tornado siren right outside our apartment complex, and if you live in the south you know how terrifyingly loud they are. As I'm leaning, my long braid sneaks forward from behind my back and whips my baby across the face. Lay baby delicately in crib, which involves me leaning down. Took a picture of my baby peacefully sleeping at night… And the flash went off right in her face. She started falling asleep and I felt so guilty for letting her cry herself to sleep that I picked her back up. Put her down because she was crying so much and I was getting frustrated, left her for about 5 mins so I could recompose myself. But have I muted the sound of the media? NOPE. stuck a note outside that says "don't press the bell, baby sleeps, thanks" aaaand.having the Hue light remote in my pocket, getting up to get her in her crib, click bright lights everywhere.the oh so classic can't hold the sneeze, but also the dreaded fart.walking on tip toes to get my phone back from her room: big toe cracks LOUD.Here are 17 sleep catastrophes that are as hilariously painful to read as they are relatable. Reddit user HolidaySad recently asked about the dumbest ways parents have accidentally woken their sleeping babies, and wouldn't you know it, was absolutely bombarded with relatable stories. Whether it's a slippery phone to the face or stepping on that godforsaken musical bear that doesn't have an off switch, most seasoned parents have a story about the time they accidentally woke up their baby.
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